VtM Humour
Favourite Personal Hand-to-hand Weapon:
Real Men none, real men don't
need weapons
Roleplayers lead pipe, simple but effective
Loonies
Squeeky toy hammer
Munchkins a jacket concealable
short stake covered with poisons that do aggravated damage strength + 6
Favourite Piece of Close Range Firearm:
Real Men Heavy Semiautomatic
Pistol
Roleplayers A pair of revolvers
Loonies A
portable automatic tennis ball server
Munchkins MP5 commando machine
pistol w/ armour pieceing bullet made
of silver and a variable sight
Favourite Piece of Long Range Firearm:
Real Men 5.56 Assault Rifle
Roleplayers M24 Sniper Weapon System
Loonies
custom-made automatic machine gun with sucker dart bullets manufactured by Nerf
Munchkins custom-made long range sniper
rifle made with Gunsmith 5, equipped with articial intelligence enchanced range finders and
thaumaturgical powered bullets
Favourite Piece of Heavy Weaponry:
Real Men
Bazookas and/or Grenade Launchers
Roleplayers Automatic
Shotguns and/or Mortar
Loonies
Historically accurate medieval age catapult with balloon filled with jaw breakers for ammo, it may not be small but it gets
the job done
Munchkins
The Arclite Siege Tank from StarCraft
Favourite Merit:
Real Men Iron Will
Roleplayers Supernatural Ally
Loonies
Whistle very loudly and in tune
Munchkins Omnipotence
Favourite Flaw:
Real Men Code of Honour
Roleplayers Dark Secret
Loonies
Hungry for lucky charms
Munchkins Refuses to take any
flaws
Favourite Knowledge:
Real Men Werewolf Lore
Roleplayers Mage Lore
Loonies
Guinea Pig/Hamster Lore, Small Rodent Lore
Munchkins All
Encompassing/Everything Lore
Favourite Skill:
Real Men Repair: Guns
Roleplayers Stealth
Loonies
Orgami
Munchkins are torn between Melee
Specialty Stakes and Firearms Specialty Railguns
Favourite Talent:
Real Men Leadership
Roleplayers Intimidation
Loonies
Tap Dancing
Munchkins are torn between Dodge
Specialty werewolves and Brawl
Specialty Touch of Death
Favourite Ally:
Real Men another real man
Roleplayers a 15th generation
catiff w/ insight who is also involved in a conspiracy among the elders
while the sabbat are trying to.....
Loonies rubber ducky w/
electronic voice chip that reminds him to wash behind his ears
or a parrot that argues with everything he says
Munchkins a methuslah
Favourite Discipline:
Real Men Potence and Fortitude
Roleplayers Auspex and Animalism
Loonies
Obfuscate and Makelotsofnoisesus
Munchkins Celerity and
Blowshitupus
Favourite Last Words:
Real Men Nothing, they died fighting
Roleplayers a ten minutes dying speech about the flawed
values of patriotism, the evils of war, the greed of men, the neverending search for
salvation, followed by eulogies from PCs and NPCs until the pizza arrives
Loonies ha ha you think you can
hurt me with that phorous grenade?.... wait a minute, phorous?!?!?!?!?!
Munchkins I had Fortitude 5, you
must've cheated, look it up in the rulebook!!!!!
Real Men Damn! Didn't see that one coming....
Roleplayers will whisper out their dreams and aspirations
for the future
and lament on how they have been sadly crushed
by the futility of the war, and beg for their fellows to go on without them but never forget... until
everyone else gets sick of it and throws dice at them
Loonies I'M MELTING! MELTING!
OH,... WHAT A WORLD, WHAT A WORLD.........
Munchkins would have cheated on their Stamina + Fortitude
roll to get all 10's and live anyways
Typical Adversary/Archenemy
Real Men a sabbat black hand member
Roleplayers a powerful necromancer
Loonies that damn kid that can
always beat him at pong...
Munchkins anyone and everyone who does anything to him