Step 1:  Go buy a turkey

Step 2:  Take a drink of whiskey (scotch)

Step 3:  Put turkey in the oven

Step 4:  Take another 2 drinks of whiskey

Step 5:  Set the degree at 375 ovens

Step 6:  Take 3 more whiskeys of drink

Step 7:  Turn oven the on

Step 8:  Take 4 whisks of drinky

Step 9:  Turk the bastey

Step 10:  Whiskey another bottle of get

Step 11:  Stick a turkey in the thermometer

Step 12:  Glass yourself a pour of whiskey

Step 13:  Bake the whiskey for 4 hours

Step 14:  Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 15:  Take the oven out of  the turkey

Step 16:  Floor the turkey up off of the pick

Step 17: Turk the carvey

Step 18:  Get yourself another scottle of botch

Step 19:  Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

Step 20:  Bless the saying, pass and eat out

Have a great Thanksgiving!!