Signs and announcements in non-enligh speaking countries.

From a majorcan shop entrance :
English well talking here speeching american

Doctor's office/ rome
Specialist in women and other diseases

Skiers hotel/ austria
Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of Ascensi0n.

Advertisement of hong kong dentist
Teeth extracted by the latest methodists

Ladies leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time 

Hotel notice/tokyo
Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such a thing is please to not read notis.

Swiss resteraunt menu
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for

Tokyo bar
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts

Hotel brochure/italy
This hotel is renowned for its peace and solitude. Crowds from all over the wWorld flock here to enjoy iys solitude.

Hotel lobby/bucharest
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

Hotel elevator/belgrade
To move the cabin push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press 
a number of a wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order

Visitors are expected to complain at the office between 9am and 11 am daily.

You are expected to take advantage of the chambermaid

Japan/public bath
Foreign guests are requested not to pull cock in tub

Japan/ men's rest room
To stop leak turn cock to right

Dry cleaner/ bangkok
Drop your trousers here for the best results.

Tailor shop/rhodes
Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in Strict rotation.

In case of fire do your utmost to alarm the porter

Germany/vblack forest
It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for example men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for this purpose.

Swedish furrier
Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin

Airline office/copenhagen
We take your bags and send them in all directions.

Cocktail lounge/norway
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar

Hotel air conditioner/japan
Cooles and heates. If you want just condition of warm air in your room please control yourself.

Car rental agency/japan
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles in your passage, then tootle him with vigor.