Signs and announcements in non-enligh speaking countries.
From a majorcan shop entrance :
English well talking here speeching american
Doctor's office/ rome
Specialist in women and other diseases
Skiers hotel/ austria
Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of Ascensi0n.
Advertisement of hong kong dentist
Teeth extracted by the latest methodists
Ladies leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time
Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such a thing is please to not read notis.
Swiss resteraunt menu
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts
This hotel is renowned for its peace and solitude. Crowds from all over the wWorld flock here to enjoy iys solitude.
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
To move the cabin push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press
a number of a wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between 9am and 11 am daily.
You are expected to take advantage of the chambermaid
Foreign guests are requested not to pull cock in tub
Japan/ men's rest room
To stop leak turn cock to right
Dry cleaner/ bangkok
Drop your trousers here for the best results.
Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in Strict rotation.
In case of fire do your utmost to alarm the porter
It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for example men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for this purpose.
Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin
We take your bags and send them in all directions.
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar
Hotel air conditioner/japan
Cooles and heates. If you want just condition of warm air in your room please control yourself.
Car rental agency/japan
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles in your passage, then tootle him with vigor.