Questions & Answers
If Political Correctness is your thing, stop right here
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
$3.99 a minute.
HIM: "Why can't I tell when you have an orgasm?"
HER: "Because you're never home when it happens." (ha,ha)
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and
A: Because all those men already have boyfriends.
Q: What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?
A: They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.
Q: Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: Because they won't stop to ask directions.
The three words most hated by men during sex: "Are you done? "
Three words women hate to hear when having sex... "Honey, I'm home!"
How can you tell if your wife is dead?
The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
How can you tell if your husband is dead?
The sex is the same but you get the remote.
What's it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag you, what have you done wrong?
Made her chain too long.
How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just sit there in the dark and complain.
Why are men and parking spaces alike?
Because all the good ones are gone and the only ones left are disabled.
What have men and floor tiles got in common?
If you lay them properly the first time, you can walk all over them for life.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
What is a man's view of safe sex?
A padded headboard.
How do men sort their laundry?
"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable"
Do you know why women fake orgasm?
Because men fake foreplay.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
No one to talk to during orgasm.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
She is the one who can eat the last donut.
Why does the bride always wear white?
Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.
A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the biggest breasts?
The blonde, because she's 18.
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
What's the difference between a terrorist and a Jewish mother?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
Do you know the punishment for bigamy?