Prison Vs. Work

IN PRISON    you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK     you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON   you get three meals a day.
AT WORK    you only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON   you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK    you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

IN PRISON   a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK    you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON   you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK    you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON   you get your own toilet.
AT WORK    you have to share.

IN PRISON   they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK    you cannot even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON   all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK    you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON   you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK    you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON there are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK they are called managers.