Afghanistan -- Celebrating 25 years of civil war
Argentina -- Where everyone has a chance to be president...literally.
Australia -- 9 out of 10 of the most venomous snakes in the world can't be wrong.
Belgium -- At least we're not as bad as France.
Bosnia -- The official entrance to hell since 1991.
Canada -- We needed a slogan, eh. So Joe thought this one up. Canada, it's not just moose and bad beer, eh... we've got trees.
China -- Communism is the best! Don't believe us?! We'll run you over with tanks!!
Cuba -- Not all of us have defected...yet.
Colombia -- And you think coffee is our biggest export to the USA?
France -- No really, we surrender. Yes, take our women. Jews? Sure, we've got plenty of those. Grab a baguette, just don't hurt us.
Iceland -- Oh don't mind us, we do nothing at all.
Mexico -- Reclaiming the South-Western United States one border jumper at a time.
Netherlands -- Come for the drugs, stay for the...D@mn, where did I put my bong?
North Korea -- We're one big (un)happy family.
Philippines -- Come for the scenery, stay till your ransom is paid.
Saudi Arabia -- Religious fanatics, terrorism, and fat tyrants in bathrobes who run the country. What's not to love?
Serbia -- We like diversity. It provides training for our soldiers.
South Korea -- The first one who says something about us eating dogs gets a punch in the nose.
Syria -- We see a friend, you see a terrorist.
Switzerland -- So neutral it hurts...or it doesn't...we don't care.
Zaire -- 25 revolutions in 10 years and we're still going strong!