Men and Women
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants it.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want because it's on sale.
A woman worries about he future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find that man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and don't expect to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man can forget his past mistakes: there's no reason for
two people to keep track of the same things.
A woman marries a man expecting him to change, and he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting her not to change, and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.