You might be a computer geek if....

If you even bothered to load this page

Have e-mail addresses on more than 3 servers.

For fun you think up funny domain names. (My favorite is "www.dot.com" get it? dot-dot-dot-com, I kill me!)

....and have checked to see if they exist! (btw, www.dot.com does!!)

Have more money invested in your computer than your car.

....and don't see any thing wrong with it.

Would rather die than buy a "dummies" book.

Think people who can't set the clock on the VCR are pathetic.

Have ever tried to verbally coax an answer from your computer.

Have ever included :-) in an e-mail message.

Have thought up about 100 smiles more clever   =(8^)

Have ever used a computer for more than 6 straight hours (while not at work)

Have ever used a computer past 4AM.

Own more than 6 computer books thicker than 2 inches.

Just measured books in an attempt to dodge the above.

Have ever used a computer on Friday, Saturday and Sunday of the same weekend.

Find yourself interupting computer store salesman to correct something he said.

Have ever helped computer store personnel with software.

The first thing you notice when walking in a business is their computer system.

...and offer advice on how you would change it.

Have ever mounted a magnetic tape reel.

Own any shareware.

Have WRITTEN any shareware.

Have made any money on shareware you wrote.

Have ever written a dll or driver of any sort.

You know more IP addresses than phone numbers

Have ever accidently dialed an IP address

Friends use you as tech support

You log more hours with your ISP than your work

You subscribe to more than 4 comp.* newsgroups

Have ever named a computer

Have your local computer store on speed dial

Can't carry on a conversation without talking about computers

Co-workers have to email you about the fire alarm to get you out of the building

Have ever found "stray" diskettes when doing laundry

Your computer has it's own phone line - but your teenager doesn't

You check the national weather service web page for current weather conditions (rather than look out the window)

You know more URLs than street addresses

You have made your ISP completely rethink that "unlimited access" thing

Your pet has a web page

You get really excited when Yahoo adds your link

You have ever dismantled a floppy

.....and reassembled it

..........and it worked!

You ever told someone to hit Alt-H in response to a question

You have an opinion of Bill Gates even thought you've never met him

You think Bill Gates is the Anti-Christ

.....KNOW Bill Gates is the Anti-Christ

...........and can prove it!

You have ever sent email to someone sitting next to you (esp. if it's your spouse!) thanks Mindy!

You consider writing a program to change your backgroud/screensaver regularly (I'm working on it Jer!)

You think caffeine is one of the major food groups

.....and twinkies is another

You have ever had a dream involving computers

You have ever modified an ini file

You would sell your grandmother for more bandwidth (no offense granny!)

You start tilting your head sideways to smile

You get up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your email on your way back to bed

You check your email and get "No new messages" so you check it again

You have ever made a program give you a an error message that says "(reserved error -###) there is no message for this error"

....and were proud of the fact

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