You might be a computer geek if....
If you even bothered to load this page
Have e-mail addresses on more than 3 servers.
For fun you think up funny domain names. (My favorite
is "www.dot.com" get it? dot-dot-dot-com, I kill me!)
....and have checked to see if they exist! (btw, www.dot.com
Have more money invested in your computer than your car.
....and don't see any thing wrong with it.
Would rather die than buy a "dummies" book.
Think people who can't set the clock on the VCR are pathetic.
Have ever tried to verbally coax an answer from your
Have ever included :-) in an e-mail message.
Have thought up about 100 smiles more clever =(8^)
Have ever used a computer for more than 6 straight hours
(while not at work)
Have ever used a computer past 4AM.
Own more than 6 computer books thicker than 2 inches.
Just measured books in an attempt to dodge the above.
Have ever used a computer on Friday, Saturday and Sunday
of the same weekend.
Find yourself interupting computer store salesman to
correct something he said.
Have ever helped computer store personnel with software.
The first thing you notice when walking in a business
is their computer system.
...and offer advice on how you would change it.
Have ever mounted a magnetic tape reel.
Own any shareware.
Have WRITTEN any shareware.
Have made any money on shareware you wrote.
Have ever written a dll or driver of any sort.
You know more IP addresses than phone numbers
Have ever accidently dialed an IP address
Friends use you as tech support
You log more hours with your ISP than your work
You subscribe to more than 4 comp.* newsgroups
Have ever named a computer
Have your local computer store on speed dial
Can't carry on a conversation without talking about computers
Co-workers have to email you about the fire alarm to
get you out of the building
Have ever found "stray" diskettes when doing
Your computer has it's own phone line - but your teenager
You check the national weather service web page for current
weather conditions (rather than look out the window)
You know more URLs than street addresses
You have made your ISP completely rethink that "unlimited
Your pet has a web page
You get really excited when Yahoo adds your link
You have ever dismantled a floppy
.....and reassembled it
..........and it worked!
You ever told someone to hit Alt-H in response to a question
You have an opinion of Bill Gates even thought you've
never met him
You think Bill Gates is the Anti-Christ
.....KNOW Bill Gates is the Anti-Christ
...........and can prove it!
You have ever sent email to someone sitting next to you
(esp. if it's your spouse!) thanks Mindy!
You consider writing a program to change your backgroud/screensaver
regularly (I'm working on it Jer!)
You think caffeine is one of the major food groups
.....and twinkies is another
You have ever had a dream involving computers
You have ever modified an ini file
You would sell your grandmother for more bandwidth (no
You start tilting your head sideways to smile
You get up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to
check your email on your way back to bed
You check your email and get "No new messages"
so you check it again
You have ever made a program give you a an error message
that says "(reserved error -###) there is no message for this error"
....and were proud of the fact