THE DRINKER'S ALPHABET
by JaneE.

A - ALCOHOL
The key to surviving college.
B - BEER
It's whats for dinner.
C - CLASS
What you're supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night party.
D - DANCING
A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic.
E - EMERGENCY
The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your drinking party.
F - FUCKED UP
Signified bye leaning over a toilet puking your guts out.
G - GAMES
Anything thta involves cards, quarters, and chugging beers.
H - HANG-OVER
Reminds you of how great last night was and how much you drank.
I - IA
The klan that really knows how to drink alcohol.
J - JAIL
Where you'll end up after trying to use a fake ID or stagger home.
K - KISSING
What you'll do to anything that moves after 15 beers.
L - LORD
Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol.
M - MONEY
That which you no longer have due to too much partying.
N - NOT AGAIN!
What you scream when you wake up beside someone you don't know.
O - OH SHIT!
What you say as you're falling down the stairs.
P - PEE
What you have to do every five minutes while you're drinking beer.
Q - QUILT
What you puked on last night in bed and have to clean in the morning - YUCK!
R - REFORM
What you promise god you will do while you're puking in the toilet.
S - SEX
What you did with that person you met last night while you were drunk.
T - TWENTY-FOUR
The number of beers it takes ME to get drunk.
U - UNDERAGE
Most of the drinking population in college town.
V - VODKA
The mother of all alcohols and the best way to make jello.
W - WORM
The part of Tequila that reminds you of the porcelin god.
X - X-RAY
How they can see tinto your stamack before they pump it (detox).
Y - YOURSELF
The one who drinks WAY TOO MUCH every week-end.
Z - ZIMA
Zomthing different.
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