THE DRINKER'S ALPHABET

THE DRINKER'S ALPHABET
by JaneE.

A - ALCOHOL: The key to surviving college.
B - BEER: It's whats for dinner.
C - CLASS: What you're supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night party.
D - DANCING: A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic.
E - EMERGENCY: The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your drinking party.
F - FUCKED UP: Signified bye leaning over a toilet puking your guts out.
G - GAMES: Anything thta involves cards, quarters, and chugging beers.
H - HANG-OVER: Reminds you of how great last night was and how much you drank.
I - IA: The klan that really knows how to drink alcohol.
J - JAIL: Where you'll end up after trying to use a fake ID or stagger home.
K - KISSING: What you'll do to anything that moves after 15 beers.
L - LORD: Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol.
M - MONEY: That which you no longer have due to too much partying.
N - NOT AGAIN!: What you scream when you wake up beside someone you don't know.
O - OH SHIT!: What you say as you're falling down the stairs.
P - PEE: What you have to do every five minutes while you're drinking beer.
Q - QUILT: What you puked on last night in bed and have to clean in the morning - YUCK!
R - REFORM: What you promise god you will do while you're puking in the toilet.
S - SEX: What you did with that person you met last night while you were drunk.
T - TWENTY-FOUR: The number of beers it takes ME to get drunk.
U - UNDERAGE: Most of the drinking population in college town.
V - VODKA: The mother of all alcohols and the best way to make jello.
W - WORM: The part of Tequila that reminds you of the porcelin god.
X - X-RAY: How they can see tinto your stamack before they pump it (detox).
Y - YOURSELF: The one who drinks WAY TOO MUCH every week-end.
Z - ZIMA: Zomthing different.