You Might Be a Child of The 80's If...
you have deep, personal relationships via computers with people you've never met in real life before
you know, by heart, the words to any "Weird" Al Yankovic song
you remember the days that hooking your computer into your television wasn't an expensive option that required gadgets - it was the ONLY WAY to
use your computer!
you remember the days when "safe sex" meant "my parents are gone for the weekend"
three words: "Atari" "IntelliVision" and "Coleco". Sound familiar?
you remember "Friday Night Videos" before the days of MTV
you ever owned a pair of "Pop-Wheels" - that handy little combination of shoe and roller skate that lasted about a year on the open market
while in high school, you and all your friends discussed elaborate plans to get together again at the end of the century and play "1999" by Prince
over and over again
you remember when music that was labeled "alternative" really was
one of the top five questions you've always wanted answered was to Robert Smith of the Cure - "What WAS that head on the door thing anyway?"
you were shocked and horrified at the Challenger explosion (which you were probably watching in school at the time), and yet, when someone mentions
the name "JFK", the first thing you think of is "Oliver Stone"
you can't remember when the word "networking" didn't have a computer connotation to it as well
you took family trips BEFORE the invention of the mini-van. You rode in the back of the station wagon and you faced the cars behind you.
you've recently horrified yourself by using any one of the following phases:
- "When I was younger"
- "When I was your age"
- "You know, back when..."
- "Because I SAID so, that's why"
- "What the HELL is this noise on the radio?"
you can't remember a time when "going out for coffee" DIDN'T involve 49,000 selections to choose from
Kids that work in restaurants and supermarkets are starting to piss you off by calling you "sir" or "ma'am"
you're starting to view getting carded to buy alcohol as a GOOD thing, and you're ready to marry the next person who cards you when you want to buy
you ever dressed to emulate a person you saw in either a Duran Duran, Madonna, or Cyndi Lauper video
"Celebration" by Kool & the Gang was one of the hot new songs when you first heard it at a school dance
the first time you ever kissed someone at a dance fell during "Crazy for You" by Madonna
you read the "Hot Video Games Player's Secrets" guide for Mortal Kombat just so you could find the hidden screen, and play Pong again for old
honestly remember when film critics raved that no movie could ever possibly get better special effects than those in the movie TRON.
you're still occasionally suffering flashbacks from your 21st birthday party
you're starting to dread you're 30th birthday, and have even begun going into denial about it's possibility
you've ever said "I'm a vegetarian" and immediately had someone call you a hypocrite by saying "Nice leather jacket you have there...and gee, is that
a suede bag...those shoes leather, too?"
you're starting to believe that maybe 30 isn't so old after all, and it's those people over 40 you have to look out for
you freaked out when you found that you now fall into the "26 - 50" age category on most questionnaires
you have begun to lust after women (or men) that it would be socially inappropriate for you to date due to their age
your hair, at some point in time in the 80's, became something which can only be described by the phrase "I was experimenting"
you've ever shopped at a Banana Republic or Benetton, but not in the last five years, okay?
you're starting to believe (now that it wouldn't affect YOU) that maybe having the kids go to school year-round wouldn't be such a bad idea after
you won't walk into the place where you once knew every bartender on a first name basis because "there's too many kids there"
going to keg parties no longer involves hiding out in the woods when the cops show up
you want to go out dancing, you really, REALLY do, but your back hurts, sorry
you're starting to think that Corvettes really look good, and aren't REALLY for guy's going through a mid-life crisis and worried about their
penis. That's not YOU.
you're starting to get that "why aren't you married yet" shpiel, not just from parents, but now from friends that are married
you've recently horrified yourself by groaning as you get out of bed, not because of a hangover, but because it genuinely just hurt to do so
you're finding that you just don't understand more than half the lingo used on MTV any more
(mostly guys on this one) sex is still as much fun as it used to be, and you're still really interested in it, but you just want to make sure
there's nothing really good on cable that you'd be missing first
you ever used the phrase "don't make me angry...you wouldn't LIKE me when I'm angry" when trying to frighten someone off.
you know who shot J.R.