Blondes' revenge on Brunettes
Well, the blondes finally got together and got back at the brunettes.
Here's their revenge:
What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.
Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can remember them.
What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
What's a brunette's mating call?
"Has the blonde left yet?"
Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
Why is the brunette considered an evil colour?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?
Who makes bras for brunettes?
Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their moustache.